Would everybody please stop? : reflections on life and other bad ideas / Jenny Allen.
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- ISBN: 9780374118327 : HRD
- ISBN: 0374118329 : HRD
- Physical Description: 224 pages ; 22 cm
- Edition: First edition.
- Publisher: New York : Sarah Crichton Books, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2017.
- Copyright: c2017.
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Bibliography, etc. Note: | Includes bibliographical references. |
Summary, etc.: | "A collection of first-person essays and humor pieces about one woman's attempt to make sense of the baffling, humiliating, and extremely annoying world around her"-- Provided by publisher. |
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Subject: | Families > Anecdotes. |
Genre: | Essays. |
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Table of Contents
Would Everybody Please Stop? : Reflections on Life and Other Bad Ideas
Section | Section Description | Page Number |
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I'm Awake | p. 3 | |
Seconds | p. 10 | |
Ask the Answer Lady | p. 21 | |
Canonize Me | p. 28 | |
Me, Flirting | p. 33 | |
How to Tie-Dye | p. 36 | |
Dream On, You Motherfucking Mother | p. 48 | |
Would Everybody Please Stop? | p. 55 | |
An Affair to Remember | p. 58 | |
When I Meditate | p. 61 | |
My Gathas | p. 65 | |
Swagland | p. 71 | |
Nothing Left to Lose | p. 79 | |
Tawk Thewapy | p. 86 | |
I Can't Get That Penis out of My Mind | p. 92 | |
It's About Time | p. 101 | |
Take My House, Please | p. 106 | |
Faking It | p. 116 | |
Can I Borrow That? | p. 119 | |
My Gratitudes | p. 123 | |
My New Feminist Cop Show | p. 128 | |
Scary Stories for Grown-Ups | p. 132 | |
L.L.Bean and Me | p. 147 | |
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow | p. 154 | |
I Have to Go Now | p. 164 | |
The Trouble with Nature | p. 172 | |
Speak, Memory | p. 177 | |
Can I Have Your Errands? | p. 182 | |
How to Take Dad to the Doctor | p. 187 | |
What I Saw at the Movies | p. 193 | |
What I've Learned | p. 198 | |
Salt and Pepper | p. 204 | |
Roger Ailes's New, Enlightened Code of Sexual Conduct | p. 208 | |
Falling | p. 211 | |
Please Don't Invite Me | p. 218 | |
Acknowledgments | p. 223 |