Welcome to the island of Creep's Cove, where all the monsters (and, the author notes, "monster-adjacent humans") of the world have settled down to enjoy bagels from Knifeteeth Mike's Bagel Wasteland and send the kids to school. Along with meeting several eager learners (there's Lizzie, a kaiju with anger issues who complains that her moms destroy cities but hassle her if she breaks a few flowerpots, and Vlad, the vampire who discovers that he won't explode in sunlight if he lets classmate Bobby, a gelatinous blob, shlarf him down), readers can watch a scary educational film about humans, see young Frankie literally make a new friend from her single dad's spare-parts bin, or select a bagel from a menu that includes "blue cheese (not on purpose)." Nichols strews simply drawn cartoon art in a mix of single and sequential panels throughout and caps his series kickoff with a glossary of blobby "Glob Talk" for those who might wish to, for instance, glurf rather than yell, or shlarf rather than engulf their lunches.